A Test

A blonde was suspected of cheating on her 8th grade final exams. The teacher brought her to the front of the room and told to sit and stay quiet while he proceeded to mangle her test.

As he did this, the blonde started to laugh.

Getting even more furious, he threw the test on the ground and stomped up and down on it leaving foot prints on several ripped pages.

The blonde laughed even louder.

He was livid, finally taking her test and shredding it.

Now, the blonde was laughing uproariously.

The teacher, somewhat more calm but still red looked over and asked, “What’s so funny?”

“While you weren’t looking, I stood up three times.”