“President Obama made a surprise visit to Iraq this week where he declared it is time for Iraqis to take responsibility for their country. Said Iraqis, ‘You guys first.’” –Seth Meyers “So they gave the Queen an iPod. I remember when British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was here, the Obamas gave him a DVD box [...]
“At a stop in Buffalo today, a woman walks up to President Obama and says, ‘You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body.’ She said that to the president of the United States. I tell you, Betty White is out of control.” —Jay Leno “Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias [...]
“President Obama went on ESPN to announce his NCAA tournament picks. Or, as Japan put it, ‘Really?’” —Jimmy Fallon “President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.” –Jay Leno “President Obama says that he prays every night before bed. Or as Fox News reported, [...]
“President Obama is slated to appear on one of Oprah’s last shows. He’s hoping it’s the one on which she gives away 14 trillion dollars.” –Conan O’Brien “The White House said that President Obama will not focus on full-time campaigning for a long time. Yeah, he wants to wait a year or two before he [...]
Obama Joke 01 Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.” Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.” Obama Joke 02 Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!” Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”
