On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in first class. A flight attendant who observed this, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move back to economy class [...]
A blonde was suspected of cheating on her 8th grade final exams. The teacher brought her to the front of the room and told to sit and stay quiet while he proceeded to mangle her test. As he did this, the blonde started to laugh. Getting even more furious, he threw the test on the [...]
While wandering through a clothes store in a shopping mall, a blonde suddenly remembers she needs a microwave. Seeing one in the back, she tells the clerk she wants to buy it. The clerk looks up, and glances at the microwave in question and says, “We can’t sell that to blondes.” Irate at the apparent [...]
As Lena (a blonde) was getting off work one day in the middle of winter, it was snowing heavily. Visibility was near zero. Lena finally found her car, but wondered how she was ever going to get home. She started the car to warm it up and tried to think of what to do. Then [...]
One day a blonde decided to get a cell phone. After talking with the salesman, she finally selected a model and signed up for the service. Over the next few days she called her friends and gave them her new number. A few days later while shopping, her phone rang for the first time. Surprised, [...]
A blonde government supervisor called in a subordinate regarding his failure to complete his last task. Blonde: Sam, I see you only converted 4 out of the 5 books I asked you to convert to Braille. As you know our state needs to make our publications available to everyone including the blind. Sam: Yes, of [...]
One day a blonde decided to go horse back riding. After a very long search, she finally found a horse she thought she could ride. Things started off well enough, slowly trotting along, but soon the undulations started going faster and faster. Being unexperienced at horseback riding the blonde started to fall off. She tried [...]
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, [...]
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw “911″ and thought it was a Porsche. Q: What does Star Trek’s Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier……….
Dumb Blondes Joke Title: Blonde and the Bottle Cap Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, ”Sorry, try again.” Dumb Blondes Joke Title: Blonderrific Hair! Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
