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Funny Phrases

Funny Phrase 1 All men are idiots, I married their king. Funny Phrase 2 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Funny Phrase 3 Don’t drink and drive, You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Murphy’s Laws Of Combat

- If the enemy is in range, so are you. – Incoming fire has the right of way. – Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire. – There is always a way.

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100 Funny Quotes

Funny Quote 01 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Funny Quote 02 A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay – Demetri Martin Funny Quote 03 A penny saved is ridiculous. Funny Quote 04 After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist [...]

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