Your Fun Place

What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell….she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either. It’s no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?” What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested