Men can play with toys all their life. Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like. Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season. Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
Names If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara. If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla. Eating Out When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each [...]
Fine – I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up. That’s Okay – One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you’ll pay for your mistake.
A couple, who had been married for years, were making love. He asked, “Dear, am I hurting you?” “No,” she replied. “But why do you ask?” “You moved,” he said.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it’s the flu, you’ll get better. Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be [...]
