Chuck Norris is Da Man Jokes

Chuck Norris Joke 1
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris Joke 2
Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris Joke 3
Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris Joke 4
Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.

Chuck Norris Joke 5
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris Joke 6
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.